Memo to My Beloved Dolphins

To: Nick Saban
From: DaymanHammett

You guys suck! How much more conservative can you guys be? If Daunte is really hurt, or your trust in the offensive line is shakey at best, then I suggest you try to shake things up. I have seen more aggressive play calling in Pop Warner leaugues. Put Joey in or not. More trick plays or not. But you have to do something. The team play is as half-hearted as the replay flag throw you did against Pittsburgh on opening night. If this type of play keeps up, you'll find yourselves sent down to Division II.

Sincerely,
Dman